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Tweet Rather than draw similarities between Nike’s latest offering and my writing style (consistently a near-masterpiece fueled by hyperbole), let’s… Read more »

Tweet Nearly four years ago, when Oguchi Oneywu took what can only be fairly called a “soft penalty” after appearing… Read more »

Tweet It was 50 years ago today… Like the Berlin Wall collapsing, President Kennedy’s assassination and the coronation of Queen… Read more »

Tweet Hello, and welcome to my newness. Editor-in-Chief Dan Seco told me that I was stretching The Yanks Are Coming… Read more »

Tweet [EDITOR’S NOTE]: For some reason, Levy decided to give the Florida Marlins’ fuckface shortstop, Hanley Ramirez, a free pass…. Read more »

Tweet Germany team captain Michael Ballack was ruled out of the 2010 World Cup today after test results came back… Read more »

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Tweet In a few short weeks, 11 of our boys will step out onto a field in South Africa to… Read more »

Tweet Far too infrequently a commercial comes around that changes one’s life. Think “Terrible Terry Tate the Office Linebacker” or… Read more »

Tweet [Editor’s Note]: We received a free pair of cleats in the mail from Concave after agreeing to write a… Read more »

Tweet After thinking long and hard for the last several hours, I really had no idea what to write about… Read more »